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Daniel S****i
Saturday, March 11, 2017 @ 18:15 Hours
Script for “Bonestyx’s Return” (film expected to be finished, uploaded, AND published by Wedsnesday, October 7, 2020.
EXTERIOR: OUTER SPACE
The view fades into a view in space, approximately 1000 miles above the earth. We see a small skull rotating around in Earth orbit. It turns out to be Bonestyx, the main villain from the movie “Bonestyx” (2010), who at the end of the movie was shot up by Dan S****I himself into space via V2 Rocket. For the past 8 years, Bonestyx has been alone in orbit since the events of his 2010 film, except for the fact that the only friends he has are none other than the space satellites orbiting the Earth, or at least that’s what he believes.
BONESTYX: Ohhh… I’m bored… lonely… cold… I guess I’m trapped in Earth’s orbit forever, unless I finally get caught in the gravitational pull and come back down from my sub-orbital confinement. Well, at least I don’t even need to breathe, since I’m dead already. (feels himself getting pulled down by the Earth’s gravitational pull) What the? What’s happening? All my satellite friends are pulling away from the Earth! Wait my friends, where are you going? Come back, I feel lonely again!!
Bonestyx later realizes that the satellites are not really going anywhere, but instead he’s falling back to Earth, and his velocity increases with every second that passes.
BONESTYX: Wait a minute, the satellites aren’t flying away, I’M FALLING BACK DOWN!!! OH NO, I’M GONNA BURN UP IN THE ATMOSPHERE!!
In an instant, Bonestyx is surrounded by a big flame as he reenters the Earth’s atmosphere, which gives him the appearance of a flaming meteor. He becomes a screaming fireball the whole way down.
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BONESTYX: I THINK I’M APPROACHING THE SPEED OF SOUND!!! I’M BURNING REALLY HOT, AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Bonestyx does indeed reach extremely hot temperatures, around a thousand degrees Fahrenheit.
EXTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS HQ:
For the first time since “Return of the Black Thrasher: The Movie” (2009), Danno S****i and the rest of the staff of 77Pacer Studios incorporated resides at Danno’s home in Shelton, CT. We see a view of the back yard.
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS HQ: DANNO’S BEDROOM
We find Danno himself sleeping in bed, or at least trying to sleep, seeing that he recently had a nightmare. His mother opens the door to check up on him.
MRS. SYMSKI: Hey Dan, I just heard you making some noises in your room just now. Are you ok?
DANNO: I’m fine Mom; I just had a bad dream. I attempted to make an announcement to YouTube about some future plans I have for my channel, only to be interrupted by the Black Thrasher and Bonestyx.
MRS. SYMSKI: Oh, ok. Just as long as everything’s OK, I don’t have to worry.
DANNO: You know what Mom? You’re right. But I’m still concerned that at least one of my worst enemies may come back.
MRS. SYMSKI: Really? Who do you think it is?
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DANNO: I’m not sure off the top of my head Mom, but since I buried the Black Thrasher in the movie “Return of the Black Thrasher”, I think it’s probably Bonestyx.
MRS. SYMSKI: Bonestyx? Didn’t you have him strapped onto a V2 rocket and send him spiraling into outer space?
DANNO: Yeah, but is it possible for him to like, uh…
MRS. SYMSKI: Fall back to Earth?
DANNO: Fall back to Earth? I don’t know, he’ll probably burn up in the atmosphere.
MRS. SYMSKI: Well, we’ll talk more about that in the morning. In the meantime, get some rest.
DANNO: Yeah, sure.
Mrs. Symski then closes the door to Dan’s bedroom. Danno himself falls back to sleep.
EXTERIOR: BONESTYX METEOR
Bonestyx is STILL rocketing back to Earth at Mach 1, and at temperatures capable of melting metal into a molten liquid, but not capable of melting Bonestyx himself, who is still screaming on the way down!!
BONESTYX: AAAAAHHHHH!!! I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN STAND THIS BURNING HEAT ANY LONGER, AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (notices the ground in sight rapidly approaching him) OH NO, I’M GONNA CRASH!!! AAAHHHH!!!!
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Bonestyx finally impacts the ground, creating a rather small crater due to how small he is (skull alone). He is knocked unconscious from the impact.
NEXT MORNING…
INTERIOR: DANNO’S BEDROOM:
Danno is in the process of getting up, and he hears a loud knock on his door.
DANNO: Come in!!
#2 of Danno’s camera crew walks in to report to his boss.
#2: #2 reporting, boss. We have reports of a small meteor that impacted close to the Treehouse Base 3000 last night.
DANNO: #2, seriously? Have you been watching too many science fiction films with #1 again?
#2: No boss, I have NOT been watching ANY science fiction films for about a week now. But this is NO science fiction I’m talking about, I’m talking about a REAL event that occurred in the present day!
DANNO: Look #2, I’m just getting up! Can I AT LEAST have my breakfast before you take me back to the Treehouse 3000 just to see an alien meteor or something?!
#2: (convinced that his boss’s mind is made up, and not willing to have rank pulled on him) Well, have a quick one! I’ll be in SPFT with the others waiting for you!
#2 then leaves Danno’s room and heads for SPFT.
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INTERIOR: SPFT – BACK SEAT
#1, Mr. Big Guy, and Wimpy are seated in the back seat of SPFT. The passenger side door opens and #2 joins them.
#1: Did you tell our boss?
#2: Yes #1, I told him. He’s having breakfast now.
MR. BIG GUY: How long do you think he’ll be? Hope it won’t be an hour!
#2: He’ll be like a few minutes or so.
WIMPY: I really hope this isn’t what I’m afraid it might be!
#1: What do you think it might be?
WIMPY: I think it’s that evil skull!!
MR. BIG GUY: What evil skull!!
WIMPY: The one that had sticks for a body!
MR. BIG GUY: You mean Bonestyx? Oh, come on, Wimpy!! He can’t POSSIBLY have come back, we launched him into outer space on a rocket 8 years ago, remember?
WIMPY: That’s true, but I feel that he has finally reentered the atmosphere!
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MR. BIG GUY: That’s highly unlikely, he has no retro-rockets!!
WIMPY: True, but if he DOES reenter the atmosphere, he’ll…
MR. BIG GUY: (interrupting Wimpy) Burn up in the atmosphere?! That’s the most likely result if reentry was possible without the use of retro-rockets!! Besides, an ordinary human skull can’t possibly survive the extreme temperatures of burning up in the atmosphere! Sure, space rocks are stronger than a human skull, but they TOO break up in the atmosphere! A thermal protection shield, like the one on the Space Shuttle, is required to prevent a burn-up in the atmosphere!
WIMPY: Well, this is no ordinary skull!!
#1: Mr. Big Guy, Wimpy, BOTH of you stop the arguing! The boss is walking to the car now!
Danno walks up to the car, gets in the driver’s seat, and starts the car’s engine.
DANNO: Alright men, you better be right about this meteor impact, or else I’ll have you ALL court marshaled and give severe demotions to all 4 of you! AM I CLEAR?!
WIMPY/MR. BIG GUY/#1/#2: YES SIR!!
EXTERIOR: TREEHOUSE BASE 3000 RUBBLE – METEOR CRATER:
Bonestyx FINALLY regains consciousness after 8 hours of incapacitation from the impact.
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BONESTYX: (very weak) Ooooooooooooohhhhhh, I got a massive skullache!! I must find somewhere where I can hide, until I fully recover. For that, I’m gonna need a new stick body, because my old one was destroyed by that S****I punk and his friends! He used my weaknesses against me!! And I now understand where I REALLY went wrong!! It’s NOT because of some stupid crew members I haven’t accounted for! That certainly WASN’T the case like S****I told me it was! He was wrong!! The error of my ways was that I originally planned to take S****I’s bones from him BEFORE digging up the Black Thrasher helmet and reassembling him!! The other way around should’ve taken place!! Well, now I’m back on Earth after spending eight years in a sub-orbital confinement, I shall try my plan again, but this time around, I’m gonna put Black Thrasher back together, and he’ll be invincible!! He and I will be the ones to FINALLY bring down 77Pacer Studios inc.!! (evil laugh) Just hang on Black Thrasher, I’ll be right there, right after I make a new body for myself!!
Bonestyx crawls out of the meteor crater he formed next to the remains of the old Treehouse Base 3000, and gets some sticks to rebuild his stick body. When he completes his new stick body, which, unlike the floating body he had eight years earlier in the movie “Bonestyx” (2010), now has arms & legs.
BONESTYX: Ah, I feel better than ever!!! Here I come, Black Thrasher!! (hears a car coming) Uh-oh, I’ve gotta get outta here!! (runs for cover)
The approaching vehicle turns out to be SPFT, complete with Danno and his camera crew inside. The car comes to a stop, and the 5 of them get out of the car to investigate the crater that Bonestyx formed.
DANNO: So, this is it, huh? That’s one good sized crater! But where’s the rock?
SPFT: Danno, I’m getting traces in the crater indicating that this is no ordinary meteor, the DNA seems to match that of a human skull!
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DANNO: WHAT??? You mean to tell me that Bonestyx has come back?! That’s impossible! He couldn’t have reentered the atmosphere without burning up and disintegrating!!
SPFT: I’m sorry sir, but Bonestyx DID survive the reentry in one piece!
MR. BIG GUY: (to Wimpy, realizing that his suspicions were correct) Wimpy, I’m sorry.
WIMPY: Apology accepted, Mr. Big Guy.
DANNO: Oh no, I think you’re right. I now believe that our foe Bonestyx has REALLY come back!! And if this is really the case, he’s probably after the dormant Black Thrasher helmet!!
EXTERIOR: BLACK THRASHER’S BURIAL CHAMBER - ENTRANCE:
Bonestyx walks up to the locked door to the burial chamber where the Black Thrasher’s helmet is imprisoned. He notices that the lock is password protected.
BONESTYX: Enter password, seriously? Well, I hope it’s something that’s easy to guess!
Bonestyx first tries “D-A-N-I-E-L”, but only gets the “ACCESS DENIED” error message.
BONESTYX: Hmmmm, he’s smarter than I thought. Maybe I’ll try… (types in “7-7-P-A-C-E-R”, but is STILL denied access) Not the name of his YouTube Channel either? I can’t believe he’s too smart to have something like this be locked with an easy to crack password!!! Unless… (stops and thinks for a second) Wait, I think I got it! (types in “S-P-F-T”), but access is once again DENIED) WHY????!!!!
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Bonestyx loses his crap, and starts biting at the burial chamber’s sealed door, and then breaks it open. He enters the chamber, finds the dormant Black Thrasher helmet sleeping peacefully inside, and steals it. But as he does take the helmet, an alarm goes off.
BONESTYX: Uh-oh, he knows that I’m here! I’ve gotta get outta here now!
Bonestyx then runs off from the burial chamber’s entrance, taking the Black Thrasher helmet with him.
EXTERIOR: TREEHOUSE BASE 3000 RUBBLE – METEOR CRATER:
Danno, his men, and SPFT hear the alarm.
DANNO: No, it can’t be! Somebody broke into the burial chamber and stole the Black Thrasher helmet!! It’s Bonestyx!! Everyone to the car, we gotta stop him before he can revive the helmet!!
Everyone gets into SPFT, the car drives off further into the Oscowbian forest in hopes of catching up to Bonestyx, but with no luck.
DANNO: (sighs in frustration) We were too late. Let’s get outta here, he’s probably set a trap for us!
Danno switches SPFT into reverse, but the car won’t back up!
SPFT: Danno, we’re stuck. We can’t move!
DANNO: What? What’s the problem, SPFT?
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SPFT: Well, you remember those evil living branches trap you walked into 8 years ago?
DANNO: Yeah?
SPFT: Well, we’re right on top of them!
DANNO: Well, why not try activating the dirt tires?
SPFT: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot about those! Activating dirt tires!
EXTERIOR: SPFT:
Metal spikes appear on SPFT’S tires.
INTERIOR: SPFT:
SPFT: This’ll shred those branches to bits! (spins his driveline wheels)
Danno chuckles as he hears the distinctive sound of natural vines and branches snapping apart.
SPFT: OK, we’re free! Backing out now.
EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – SPFT:
SPFT backs out of the area where bits and pieces of the shredded up evil living branches lay on the ground.
INTERIOR: SPFT:
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DANNO: Now, we go in that place!
WIMPY: Sir, it might be a trap!
DANNO: What do you mean, we ground up the trap with our tires!
WIMPY: True, but there could be guards waiting for us! Or even… BLACK THRASHER!!!
DANNO: Oh no, I have a bad feeling about this! Bonestyx had the evil living branches trap as a decoy to buy him time to revive the Black Thrasher helmet!
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR
Bonestyx has successfully brought the Black Thrasher helmet back to life, and the helmet has been reunited with the “Super Black Thrasher” body from “Return of the Black Thrasher: The Movie” (2009). However, despite the “Super” body, he STILL is the regular Black Thrasher.
BLACK THRASHER: (finally awake) Oh, my head hurts! (looks around) Where am I? (sees Bonestyx) Hey, where did this skull come from?
BONESTYX: I’m the one who has freed you from the burial chamber I found you in!
BT: A talking skull? Wow! I gotta admit, I never met a talking skull before! But anyways, I am the Black Thrasher. And who are you, Mr. Talking Skull?
BONESTYX: My name is Bonestyx, and I know you’re the Black Thrasher.
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BT: How do you know me?
BONESTYX: I’ve been nearby the HQ of 77Pacer Studios inc. ALL ALONG!!! I saw you and Dan S****I when you two first met in 2007! I saw you try to pursue him! I was really confident that you were actually capable of bringing S****i down by yourself, but you failed miserably despite your strength. I even saw the plasma missile land near you and blow you up! In fact, that was my very first attempt to try to join the battle, but unfortunately for me, the same missile that knocked you out for 6 months ALSO knocked me out for 2 years!! When I came to in 2009, I gathered up my skeleton henchmen, then set out with them to bring down 77Pacer Studios inc.!
BT: And did you succeed?
BONESTYX: No Black Thrasher, I was absolutely unsuccessful in defeating him. My plan was believed to be perfect. I intended to lure S****i into a trap, which took the form of my evil living branches at the entrance of my residence. While that part of my plan worked, I made one of the worst mistakes ANY villain could make!
BT: And what was that mistake?
BONESTYX: I let him have his “last meal”, a Hot Pocket before he came back and “agreed” to surrender his bones to me, and I gave him 10 minutes to eat his lunch! And he DID NOT give my henchmen any difficulties whatsoever! But when he came back, I was about to cut him open to access his bones, a bullet from an aircraft mounted machinegun broke off the ONLY finger I had that was capable of easily tearing through human flesh!! I trusted him, and he STALLED me as a result!! I should’ve stolen his bones when I had the chance!! However, even with my finger broken off, if ANY of my henchmen were quick enough, they could’ve picked up my severed finger, and as such, could’ve had ANOTHER chance to take the bones from S****i’s body! And you know who got to the finger first?
BT: S****i?
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BONESTYX: Like, who else? OF COURSE, S****I GOT TO MY FINGER FIRST BEFORE WE DID!! Next, he ran off back to his home, opened the fireplace, and BURNED my broken finger, rendering it impossible for me to pierce through his flesh!! Next, we fought each other, but S****I grabbed me by the neck before I could bite him, then broke my head from my stick body, then threw me to the ground, winning easily. At least that’s what it seemed as I was able to grow to the size of a tree after that. We were about to fight again from then on when his mother called him into the house to empty the dishwasher for her!! You see, at that point, he kept stalling me more and more, and we argued a LOT!! It’s unclear exactly how he managed to counterfeit himself while he was emptying the dishwasher, but that’s exactly what he did, making me think I crushed him when I really didn’t! The whole battle was stalled by means of one argument after another between me and S****I himself, and it eventually culminated in him winning the fight, attaching me to a rocket, which he then launched up into outer space, where I spent the past 8 years in a sub-orbital confinement with only space satellites for me to talk to!!
BT: Wait a minute, you talk to satellites? Oh, come on Bonestyx, you’re sick!!
BONESTYX: Well, I had to have someone or something to socialize with!! What do you expect me to do, feel lonely?
BT: No?
BONESTYX: EXACTLY!!!
BT: Alright, alright, take it easy!!! Didn’t mean for you to get upset!!
BONESTYX: Ok Black Thrasher. Here’s my plan. You and I join forces to bring down 77Pacer Studios incorporated! After that, everyone on the planet will become evil living skeletons! And if I fully succeed, mostly to your efforts to assist me, you shall be an exception to EVERYONE on the planet Earth being a skeleton. But if you fail me, you shall join everyone else as a skeleton!! AM I CLEAR???!!!
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BT: Crystal clear, Mr. Bonestyx!!
BONESTYX: JUST CALL ME BONESTYX!!!!
A skeleton soldier comes straight into the lair where Bonestyx and Black Thrasher is discussing his plan to bring down 77Pacer Studios incorporated.
SKELETON SOLDIER: Master, there’s a car sitting outside our base. It’s a red 1977 AMC Pacer, complete with some spy gear!
BT: That’s S***i’s car, the SpyPacer 5000!!!
BONESTYX: In that case, attack the vehicle before it can get away!!
SKELETON SOLDIER: But sir, we’re just skeletons! We break easy!!
BONESTYX: I DON’T WANT ANY EXCUSES!!! GO OUT AND ATTACK THE ENEMY VEHICLE OUTSIDE OR I’LL BREAK YOU APART!!!
SKELETON SOLDIER: Yes sir!! (runs out of lair)
EXTERIOR: SPFT:
SPFT and the occupants of the car are closely monitoring Bonestyx’s home. Suddenly, evil skeletons pop out of the base and approach the car.
SPFT: Danno, I’ve just spotted some hostile skeletons approaching us.
DANNO: Activate machine laser!
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SPFT: Machine laser activated.
A small device pops out from underneath the front bumper and opens fire, destroying a massive percentage of the skeletons that are attacking.
DANNO: (chuckles) Too easy!! They really think they have a chance against me!! And yet, their futile attempts to attack me just results in them getting REALLY busted up!!
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR:
BT: You know Bonestyx? I don’t think it was necessary for you to threaten your own men and force them to carry out your orders like that.
BONESTYX: Black Thrasher, it’s ALL necessary. They just wanna be cowards. I mean, they CAN do my dirty work, but the problem is the fact that they are just NOT willing to do it when I ask nicely, so I MUST harshly demand them to do what I want them to do!!!
BT: Look Bonestyx, I may be evil, but I have standards. It really bugs me to see a leader of evil skeletons abuse his own men! One of these days, some of your men will be so fed up with your abusive demands that they might end up siding with whoever you’re fighting AGAINST!!! Who do you think you are, Joseph Stalin?
BONESTYX: Joseph who?
BT: Stalin!
BONESTYX: Never heard of him.
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BT: He was a ruthless dictator who was the leader of the Soviet Union from 1922 to 1953 when he died. He treated his people AND his military horribly!!
BONESTYX: Oh, ok. I’ve heard enough from you about this Joseph Stalen, Stoplen, Stampedin…
BT (corrects Bonestyx): Stalin.
BONESTYX (snaps back at Black Thrasher): WHATEVER!!!!
Another skeleton soldier enters the lair, interrupting Bonestyx’ conversation with Black Thrasher in the process.
BONESTYX: Well, what news do you have for me? Did you and your squad destroy the enemy spy vehicle outside?
SKELETON SOLDIER: I’m sorry to say sir, I’m the last one of my unit. The others were broken up into millions of pieces, and…
BONESTYX: YOU RETREATED FROM THE BATTLE WITHOUT MY OKAY!!! YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM THE BATTLE INSTEAD OF FIGHT TILL YOUR LAST BREATH??? THIS IS TREASON AGAINST ME!!! ALL COWARDS AND TRAITORS WILL BE BROKEN APART!!!
SKELETON SOLDIER: No sir, PLEASE don’t break me apart! I can explain! The vehicle was bulletproof!!! We DID manage to score direct hits on the enemy vehicle, but they didn’t leave a scratch!! We even fired a rocket made of bones at the car, but even THAT proved ineffective!! Chances are that the car’s armored like a tank!
BONESTYX: Well, what weapon was the vehicle armed with?
SKELETON SOLDIER: A machine laser, sir!!
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BONESTYX: A LASER WEAPON??!! YOU COULD’VE GOTTEN A MIRROR OUT AND HAVE HIS ENERGY BEAM FIRED BACK AT HIM!! I’M REALLY GONNA BREAK YOU APART FOR COWARDICE!!!
BT: No Bonestyx, don’t break him apart! Give him a second chance, and a mirror!!
BONESTYX (angrily): STAY OUT OF THIS, BLACK THRASHER!!!! THESE ARE MY MEN, NOT YOURS!!!
SKELETON SOLDIER: SIR, PLEASE!!! Listen to Black Thrasher!!! It would really be a smart idea for you to just give me a mirror to deflect the laser beam from the enemy vehicle outside!!!
Bonestyx seems conflicted at first, but then it dawns on him that he doesn’t really have much of a choice other than to just simply give his sole surviving soldier a mirror that would deflect the beam of the SpyPacer 5000’s machine laser weapon, which is exactly what he does.
BONESTYX: Alright soldier. I’ll give you a second chance, and here’s the mirror along with it. But you understand EXACTLY what will happen if you fail me again, CORRECT?!
SKELETON SOLDIER: Yes sir!! And thank you!
With the mirror, the one Skeleton Soldier heads back outside.
INTERIOR: SPFT:
SPFT: Sir, one hostile skeleton is sighted in the vicinity!
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DANNO: Hold your fire, he might be surrendering!! And he’s got a bag or something! Put me on megaphone.
SPFT: But sir, it might be a trick!
DANNO: So, what? He’s just a skeleton! He breaks easy!!! And, I gave you an order SPFT! Put me on megaphone NOW!!!
SPFT reluctantly activates megaphone mode, thereby enabling Danno to communicate with the “surrendering” skeleton!!
EXTERIOR: SPFT:
DANNO (on megaphone): You there carrying that bag!! Give yourself up and show us what is in that bag you’re carrying!!
SKELETON SOLDIER: This isn’t what you think, S****i!
DANNO (on megaphone): You can’t trick me, bonehead!! I can see right through you!! Now either you show us what is in the bag right now or we’ll open fire!!!
SKELETON SOLDIER: Good idea, do that!!
DANNO (on megaphone): No, we’re giving you a fair chance to show us what is in that bag you’re holding!!! And you’re just simply letting it go to waste!!!
SKELETON SOLDIER: No, I am NOT gonna show you what is in my bag until you fire a shot at me!!!
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DANNO (on megaphone): But you won’t be able to if we just blow you to bits with our laser gun!! This is your last chance!!! UNVEIL THE CONTENTS OF YOUR BAG AT ONCE OR YOU’LL BE FIRED UPON!!!
SKELETON SOLDIER: No way, I’m ready for your energy blast!! Make it so I can be with my fallen comrades!!!
DANNO (on megaphone, convinced that the Skeleton Soldier’s mind is made up): Alright, you asked for it!!!
INTERIOR: SPFT:
Danno aims the machine laser towards the Skeleton Soldier, and is about to fire the laser only to be interrupted by #1.
#1: No sir! Don’t shoot!!
DANNO: #1, what are you doing?!
#1: This might be a trick!! That skeleton in front of us is one of Bonestyx’s henchmen, especially his most trustworthy!! It could be a sting operation he’s set up for us!!
DANNO: Oh yeah? Watch this! (fires the laser)
EXTERIOR: BONESTYX’S RESIDENCE:
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The sole-surviving skeleton soldier smiles evilly as he sees the SpyPacer 5000 fire an energy bolt directly at him. At the last second, the Skeleton Soldier pulls out a mirror from the bag, and uses it to deflect the beam back at the car!!
INTERIOR: SPFT:
Danno and his crew are shocked to see that the Skeleton Soldier used a mirror to deflect the energy bolt, making it go the opposite direction from which it was originally fired!
DANNO: Oh no, a mirror!! LOOK OUT!!!
EXTERIOR: SPFT:
The deflected energy bolt hits the SpyPacer 5000, inflicting almost no damage on the car. However, the only thing that is TRULY damaged is the machine laser gun itself, rendering it unable to fire again!!! Other than that, the vehicle is still intact.
INTERIOR: SPFT:
The occupants of the SpyPacer 5000 soon realize that they’re STILL alive!!!
DANNO: Is everyone alright?
WIMPY: Yes, I’m fine.
MR. BIG GUY: In one piece!!
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#1: Still alive!!
#2: I’m here too!
SPFT: I’m still alive too!! Lucky the laser was set to the lowest power setting, otherwise you would’ve destroyed us all!
DANNO: Yeah, I’m just glad that everyone’s alright. Can we fire the laser again?
SPFT: I’m sorry to say, the deflected energy beam destroyed the VERY weapon that created it! We ended up accidentally destroying our own laser weapon because of the mirror the skeleton soldier had!!
DANNO (slaps himself on the face): Oh, what have I done!!
Danno sighs in guilt, then turns to #1 to apologize.
DANNO: #1, I’m sorry. I should’ve listened to you.
#1: Apology accepted, boss. All that matters is the fact that we’re all still alive and in one piece!
The skeleton soldier can be heard laughing at Danno and his crew from how they were fooled into firing a laser bolt at him only to have it reflected by a mirror.
DANNO: Alright! Now it’s MY turn! I’ve got a little surprise for that troublemaker!
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Danno pulls out what looks like an energy pistol.
WIMPY: Danno, what are you doing?! You’re bringing an energy weapon with you to fight someone who has a MIRROR to deflect energy bolts!! You’ll get killed!!!
DANNO: At least that what it looks like!
Danno opens the “energy weapon” to reveal a .357 Magnum revolver concealed within, then closes it back up. The whole team smiles with Danno’s new plan. Dan gets out of the car, then walks up to the skeleton soldier who is STILL laughing hysterically. Upon seeing Danno with the “energy weapon”, the skeleton soldier looks baffled.
SKELETON SOLDIER: Hold on a second, didn’t I deflect a laser bolt you fired at me with my mirror?
DANNO: Yeah, but luckily the weapon was at the lowest power setting, otherwise I would’ve ended up blowing myself up in the car I was in. I really felt it wasn’t necessary to up the power setting at all anyway, since you really don’t take much damage from projectiles, even if it were just a toy gun!
SKELETON SOLDIER: Look S****I, I’m a bit confused. You just fired a laser bolt from your car at me only to have it reflected at you. And yet, you come up to me to fire a handheld laser gun at me from point blank range?! That’s committing suicide, isn’t it?
DANNO: It doesn’t matter now. Besides, due to the low power setting, other than the machine laser being destroyed, the energy bolt didn’t really do anything to my car! Now bring up your mirror.
SKELETON SOLDIER: Bu S****i…
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DANNO: Get your mirror back out at once!
The Skeleton Soldier realizes that Danno’s mind is made up, he pulls the mirror back out. Danno aims the “laser gun” DIRECTLY at the mirror, and pulls the trigger. But instead of the sound of an energy bolt or the sight of one coming out of the “energy weapon”, a loud “BANG!!!” of a .357 Magnum is heard, and the corresponding bullet flies out and breaks the mirror along with the bottom half of the Skeleton Soldier, who falls to the ground, alive but only in half.
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR:
Bonestyx and Black Thrasher hear the sound of a .357 Magnum revolver firing, as well the sound of glass and bones breaking.
BONESTYX: Oh no, S****I survived his own energy bolt, and he used an ordinary firearm on my only surviving soldier!! I must make more soldiers!!! Black Thrasher, it’s up to you now! Go out and bring back our surviving soldier, and wait for my further instructions!!
BT: But Bonestyx, what about S****i? Shouldn’t we go after him and his crew?
BONESTYX: We’ll just let him go.
BT: Let him go? Bonestyx, if we let him go, it’ll buy him enough time to bring his entire army after us and bring us down instead of the other way around!
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BONESTYX: Well, we NEED to rebuild my army!!! And you are my ONLY hope now in defeating S****I in bringing down 77Pacer Studios incorporated, at least until I have ALL my fallen soldiers rebuilt!!
BT: But Bonestyx, how can you bring all your dead soldiers back to life? They’re dead!!
BONESTYX (impatient with Black Thrasher): They’ve ALWAYS been dead, they are living dead skeletons!! I can bring them back to life!! ALL of them!!! Now bring my sole survivor down or you shall be broken apart yourself!!!
BT: Alright, alright, alright!!
Black Thrasher runs out of the lair.
EXTERIOR: BONESTYX’S RESIDENCE:
Danno has his “energy weapon” pointed at the fallen Skeleton Soldier. The Skeleton Soldier is in fear now, as he now knows that it’s actually a Magnum revolver in disguise.
DANNO: Alright Skeleton Soldier, are you ready to say your prayers before I pull the trigger?
The Skeleton Soldier smiles evilly at Danno, who then wonders why he’s smiling despite having a gun pointed at him, but soon finds out at the moment that a demonic figure pushes him aside. It’s the Black Thrasher, Danno’s nemesis. However, just as Danno is about to be thrashed, another bullet, this time fired from a sniper rifle manned by #1 from SPFT hits BT in the ankle, thereby averting Danno’s demise.
#1: DANNO, GET IN!!!
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DANNO: Right!
Danno gets back up and runs to the car. When he gets in the car, SPFT, Danno and the crew drive away back to base!!
BLACK THRASHER: Oh well, guess I’ll deal with him later.
Black Thrasher then picks up the top half of the fallen but still alive sole surviving skeleton, then brings him back to Bonestyx’s lair.
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR:
Black Thrasher and the sole surviving Skeleton Soldier enter Bonestyx’s lair to report to Bonestyx himself.
BONESTYX: What happened?
SKELETON SOLDIER: I managed to deflect a laser bolt from the SpyPacer 5000, although it did hit the vehicle, it only destroyed the laser weapon. Other than that, the car didn’t take ANY damage at all.
BONESTYX: How? How can this be?!
SKELETON SOLDIER: Danno had the vehicle’s laser weapon set at the lowest power setting!
BONESTYX: Oh. And wait, hold on a second! How did you get broken in half? And what happened to my mirror I trusted you with?!
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SKELETON SOLDIER: He came up to me and pulled out what I thought was a handheld laser gun, but turned out to be a .357 Magnum revolver in disguise. He tricked me into pulling my mirror back out!! I swear, I didn’t know it was a revolver in disguise until it was too late!! But I’m sorry to say, he broke the mirror AND my bottom half!!
BONESTYX: Oh, that cheater! He will pay SEVERELY for this!!! But anyways, what happened next?
SKELETON SOLDIER: Next, just when Danno was about to pull the trigger on his revolver, Black Thrasher here pushed him aside and knocked him down. Black Thrasher was about to finish Danno off when one of his cameramen from his car fired a sniper rifle at the former’s ankle, buying the latter time to get away. You’re not gonna break me apart, are you?
BONESTYX: No soldier, you have done well! Congratulations on your efforts of deflecting that laser beam from the SpyPacer 5000! The next phase of the plan is to assault the base of 77Pacer Studios incorporated! With the help of the Black Thrasher, we shall defeat his army, capture S****I, take the bones from his body, and then I will make them MINE!!! Eventually, everyone else on the planet Earth shall become evil living skeletons!! And Black Thrasher, congratulations on rescuing my sole surviving Skeleton Soldier!
BT: It was an honor. And what’s my next assignment?
BONESTYX: Your next assignment is to follow S****I back to his base and closely monitor him. Take notes, and when you have collected at least 5 notes worth of Intel, report them all back to me! Any questions?
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BT: Yes. Why should everyone on Earth be skeletons instead of normal living breathing creatures with their bones surrounded by flesh and blood?! I mean, isn’t that considered to be prejudice against humanity?
BONESTYX: You really don’t understand the situation here, do you Black Thrasher?! My motive is to turn this world into the kind that is only inhabited with skeletons! Having flesh and blood on your bones sounds ridiculous, as it gives you unnecessary weight! Living skeletons reduce weight to a minimum!
BT: But Bonestyx, we NEED flesh and blood to stay alive!! You sound more like you wanna kill everyone on the planet! That’s absolutely terrible!!
BONESTYX: I’m not gonna argue with you about this anymore! Remember, we made a deal!! You help me as best as you can, you shall be the ONLY exception to everyone on the planet Earth being an evil living skeleton!! Now get outta here before I have the bones ripped from your body!!
BT: But Bonestyx…
BONESTYX: NOW!!
Black Thrasher runs out of Bonestyx’s lair.
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS HQ: GARAGE
The SpyPacer 5000 returns to the garage, and stops the engine. Danno and his crew get out of the car.
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DANNO: Alright men, here’s what’s going on. The Black Thrasher and Bonestyx have teamed up to bring us all down and turn the Earth’s population into evil living skeletons. Of course, we’ve defeated these two bad guys before, but we defeated one of them twice, and the other one we defeated once. However, we NEVER took on both villains at once, but rather only one at a time. This might be a tough battle, but it will work. Now, we must fix the machine laser on the SpyPacer 5000 before the enemy arrives! Everyone prepare for war!!
Wimpy goes to the SpyPacer 5000 to rebuild the machine laser, while Danno and the rest of the group goes to arm the base. Guns pop out of the back of the house and are aimed at the forest, ready to shoot any hostile creatures that are to ever come within firing range.
EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – MIDDLE OF FOREST:
The Black Thrasher is walking through the forest, headed straight for the Headquarters of 77Pacer Studios incorporated. However, he starts having second thoughts about Bonestyx. It dawns on him that all along, Bonestyx was actually intending to destroy him along WITH S****I and the rest of 77Pacer Studios inc.
BT: Hmmmm… I really wonder whether or not I really should listen to a talking skull that has sticks for a body. But I’m worried. Defecting to S****i may sound like a good idea, but Bonestyx would be mad at me for betraying him. Also, S****I might just kill me on sight. But if I help Bonestyx, it’ll destroy the entire human race, including ME!!!
Black Thrasher then stops for a moment and thinks about all the goodness that has gotten into him, and has slowly but surely decreased the evil within his heart.
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BT: What is it with all this goodness in my heart? Is it a side effect of having spent 10 years in that burial chamber I was put in?
Black Thrasher then continues another step, then is convinced that his best decision is to ignore all of Bonestyx’s instructions and side with S****I and his gang. He then proceeds to walk to his long-time nemesis’ base to surrender to him, hoping that S****i would agree to set aside his hostility with him.
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR:
Bonestyx is in the process of rebuilding his skeleton soldiers. The sole-surviving skeleton soldier is with him and helping with the rebuild of the evil skeleton army.
SKELETON SOLDIER: Sir, are you sure you can trust the Black Thrasher to carry out the mission you assigned him?
BONESTYX: I HAVE to trust him, because he’s the ONLY one who is actually capable of defeating S****i! Why, do you have any doubts about him?
SKELETON SOLDIER: Well, yeah. Like he said earlier, he may be evil, but he has standards. You see, he might not be as evil as you think he is.
BONESTYX: What do you mean? The Black Thrasher has been the most evil living creature I’ve known in this forest here.
SKELETON SOLDIER: Well, perhaps he was evil, but he somehow developed goodness in his heart as a side-effect of spending so long in the burial chamber you dug him out of. So chances are he might end up defecting to S****I, because he believes that you wish to destroy humanity.
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BONESTYX: The chances of that happening are very slim. He is MY slave now!! And if he DOES betray me, I’ll steal his bones along WITH S****is!!!
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC-RADAR ROOM
A small red dot on the radar is sighted, and it’s clearly identified as the Black Thrasher. #1 reports this to Danno.
#1: Boss, look on the radar. The Black Thrasher is approaching!
DANNO: The Black Thrasher?! Prepare to attack when he gets in range!
#1: Understood sir!
The alarm goes off in the base.
EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – CLOSE TO 77PACER STUDIOS INC:
The Black Thrasher hears the alarms going off. In response to this, he stops in his tracks, and puts his hands up to show that he’s surrendering.
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS BASE – HQ:
Danno and Wimpy notice that the Black Thrasher stopped moving towards the base.
DANNO (baffled): What the? Why did Black Thrasher stop moving? This doesn’t really make sense! #1, give me a live camera feed on the backyard.
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#1: Ok.
#1 turns on the monitor for a live camera view showing the backyard where the Black Thrasher is just standing in the woods with his hands up.
DANNO: Wait a minute. He’s surrendering? But why?
#1: It might be a trick! The Black Thrasher was sent here by Bonestyx to attack us while he rebuilds his army of skeleton soldiers! Be careful!
DANNO: Alright, I’ll be careful. But let’s go, we’re gonna take the Black Thrasher prisoner and interrogate him. I’ll meet you in SPFT.
#1: Understood. I’ll get the others.
1 minute later…
SPFT (complete with a newly rebuilt machine laser, courtesy of Wimpy) drives out of the garage, and heads straight to the Black Thrasher’s position.
EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – CLOSE TO 77PACER STUDIOS INC:
The Black Thrasher sees the SpyPacer 5000, and trembles in fear, especially with all the weapons on the car aimed directly at him. The car comes to a stop, and Danno and his crew come out.
DANNO: Alright Black Thrasher, you are NOT to make any sudden moves, as we are armed and can fire on you if you do. Is that understood?
BT: Understood.
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DANNO: Good. Now get on the ground.
BT: But wait, I have…
DANNO: Get on the ground!
BT: But…
DANNO: ON THE GROUND, NOW!!!
Black Thrasher gets on the ground. Danno walks over to the villain, and cuffs his wrists.
DANNO: Black Thrasher, you are under arrest for hostility against 77Pacer Studios incorporated. You have the right to remain silent, and anything you say can and will be used against you.
BT: But S****I, there’s something I have to tell you. It’s about Bonestyx!
DANNO: Well, we’ll talk about that in the interrogation room back at base. Now come on, Black Thrasher, let’s go.
Danno and his crew with the captured Black Thrasher head back to SPFT, then drive back to base.
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC – INTERROGATION ROOM:
Danno and the Black Thrasher enter the interrogation room.
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DANNO: Alright guys, watch from the window. If he attempts to thrash me, apprehend him immediately.
The 4 crew salute Danno, then close the door. Danno then turns to Black Thrasher.
DANNO: You promise not to thrash me if I remove your handcuffs?
BT: Yes.
DANNO: Definitely?!
BT: Yes! Definitely yes!
DANNO: Turn around.
Black Thrasher turns around, his back facing Danno, who uncuffs him.
DANNO: Now sit down in that chair.
Black Thrasher sits down in the chair.
DANNO: Now Black Thrasher, tell me, what is it about Bonestyx that you want to tell me?
BT: Well, when he recruited me, he revealed his plan to me to turn everyone on this planet earth into evil living skeletons. He said that if I assisted him as best as I could, I could be spared to being a skeleton! But if I fail, he’ll steal not just the bones from your body, but also the bones from my body too!! He sent me here to spy on you to gain Intel about you!!
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DANNO: Well then, why did you surrender yourself so easily?
BT: Because there was a sense of goodness that swept over me, and I had lost whatever shred of evil I had then! You see, I may have been evil, but I have standards! Even I don’t want the world to be inhabited only by skeletons! Bonestyx is crazy, and he wants to murder everyone on the planet Earth!! PLEASE Danno, you gotta help me! Bonestyx will kill us all if we don’t ditch our feud against each other and join forces to stop him!! I’m sorry about all the attacks I’ve made on you!
DANNO: So, this is new! Switching sides, Black Thrasher? Well, I gotta say, welcome to the good side, Black Thrasher!
BT: Thank you, S****i.
DANNO: But you understand what will happen if you go back to your evil ways, CORRECT?
BT: Yes! 100% understood!!
Danno and Black Thrasher shake hands with each other, then walk out the door to the interrogation room.
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR:
Bonestyx starts getting concerned about the Black Thrasher being gone for so long.
BONESTYX: Is there any word from Black Thrasher yet? He’s been gone for 20 minutes now.
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SKELETON SOLDIER: We have not heard anything from Black Thrasher since he left your lair, sir! We believe that he’s been taken prisoner or something.
BONESTYX: Well, keep your eyes open for him. He might have some Intel for us!
SKELETON SOLDIER: Yes sir!
The Skeleton soldier leaves Bonestyx to meditate in his lair while he thinks about Black Thrasher’s fate. When he thinks about Black Thrasher saying that he “has standards despite being evil”, it dawns on him that the Black Thrasher switched sides. As a result, his eyes glow a very angry red.
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC HQ – BRIEFING ROOM:
Danno, his camera crew, and the Black Thrasher are in a meeting, and are discussing the imminent threat from Bonestyx and his army.
DANNO: Alright men, we have a new ally fighting alongside us. That’s right, our former nemesis, the Black Thrasher, has switched sides, and intends to help defeat Bonestyx. However, due to how recently he chose to be good, there may still be a chance that he may become evil again and betray us. Everyone else is to keep a close eye on the Black Thrasher, just in case he does become evil again.
BT: But S****I, I swear, I’m here to help you save humanity from Bonestyx!
DANNO: I understand that, Black Thrasher. But we’re just telling you, since we battled against you in 2007 and 2008. You were our primary nemesis until we buried you. And you can stop calling me by my last name. From this point on, I am to be called “Danno”.
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BT: Alright Danno. I understand the consequences that you bestow against me! I’m now under your command, NOT under Bonestyx’s!!
DANNO: That’s more like it! (to everyone else) So, what are we waiting for? Let’s break Bonestyx and his army into a million pieces!
The meeting is over. Just when everyone is fully agreed on how everything is going to run smoothly, an explosion shakes the base.
WIMPY: What’s happening?
#1: I’m not sure!
DANNO: We’re under attack!!
BT: It’s Bonestyx!! He’s sent his army to assault us!!
DANNO (pulls out his walkie-talkie): Attention all men at defensive positions! Hostiles confirmed to be headed your way! Return fire on any and all targets!!
EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – CLOSE TON 77PACER STUDIOS INC:
A huge army of skeleton men are seen charging towards the base of 77Pacer Studios inc. Bonestyx himself leads the charge.
BONESTYX: ATTACK!! BRING ME S****I AND BLACK THRASHER ALIVE!! I WANT THEIR BONES!!
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EXTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS HQ:
The gun emplacements at the back of the base open fire on the attacking skeletons. The skeletons and the staff of 77Pacer Studios incorporated battle each other viciously. The skeletons charge with bravery but their efforts are terribly futile, as they are broken apart by the bullets! However, their futility, despite how obvious it is, isn’t enough to convince Bonestyx to order his skeleton men to fall back. It doesn’t take long for his army to be completely wiped out.
BONESTYX (disgusted at his men being destroyed): S****I will pay for this! And if I’m correct, so will Black Thrasher!! Looks like I’m gonna have to take care of them all by myself!
Bonestyx grows to incredible size like he did in the movie “Bonestyx” (2010), then continues on his way to the base.
BONESTYX: Aha, I STILL love this part! Just like old times!! Now to crush 77Pacer Studios incorporated along with the traitorous Black Thrasher!! He will pay for double-crossing me!!
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC – BASE:
Danno, his crew, and the Black Thrasher see Bonestyx as tall as a tree.
DANNO: This doesn’t look so easy now. Men, fire a plasma missile at Bonestyx!
MR. BIG GUY: Yes sir!
EXTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC – BASE:
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A missile launcher with a plasma missile pops out of the roof of the complex.
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC – BASE:
MR. BIG GUY: Locked on!
#2: FIRE!!
Mr. Big Guy fires the missile.
EXTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC – BASE:
The plasma missile launches.
EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – CLOSE TO 77PACER STUDUIOS INC:
Bonestyx laughs evilly as he sees the missile fired at him, unaware that it contains his sole weakness: plasma. The missile impacts him, and blows up his body, making him just a skull in the process.
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC – BASE:
Danno, his camera crew, and the Black Thrasher see Bonestyx' giant body crumble easily, then see the skull fall back down to the ground.
DANNO: All too easy! Guess that's the end of Bonestyx and his men.
BT: Danno, I doubt that was the real Bonestyx.
DANNO: Black Thrasher, what are you talking about? Did you just see Bonestyx just break like a twig? See for yourself.
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Danno turns on a monitor to give a live feed on the area where Bonestyx landed. They see that the villain isn't moving or making any sounds whatsoever.
DANNO: What the… Why is he not in motion?
BT: Danno, listen to me! That's not the real Bonestyx!
DANNO: How would you know if that wasn't the real Bonestyx?!
BT: Because the last time I was at the real Bonestyx' lair, he started rebuilding his fallen skeleton men when he sent me out to spy on you and gather intel on you and your men. I’ve got reason to believe that he counterfeited himself while doing this! Now although I DID gather Intel, it's NOT about you, it's about how crazy and cruel he is!
DANNO: Well, maybe you can tell me who or what that is that's sitting on the ground motionless if the real Bonestyx is at his lair.
BT: That can only be a decoy.
DANNO: A decoy?
BT: Yes, of course a decoy. What do you think? Come on DANNO, what’s wrong with you?! You think that if that was the real Bonestyx, he would be trying to escape or even rebuilding his stick body?
DANNO:(realizing that BT is right) Oh yeah, that’s right!
BT: So DANNO, what’s your plan?
DANNO: We gotta go and see what’s going on with that decoy.
BT: I don’t recommend that, that decoy could be a trap! Maybe a mine, it could detonate and kill us both if we get too close.
DANNO: In that case, maybe I could shoot it to set the explosive charge off.
BT: Alright Danno, I'm ready to go with you into the forest to take out the decoy.
DANNO: Then let's go. (turns to his camera men) Guys, Black Thrasher and I are gonna inspect the decoy and disable it. Keep an eye on us in case anything goes wrong.
CAMERAMEN(together): Understood!
Danno goes out the door and follows the Black Thrasher.
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INTERIOR: BONESTYX’ LAIR:
Bonestyx is watching his two victims walking towards his trap.
BONESTYX: There he is, that S****I punk! And there's the Black Thrasher following him! Black Thrasher, you better thrash him, and more importantly, have at least 5 notes of worthy Intel about him! If you don't, I'll have your bones ripped from you body along WITH S****is!
Bonestyx watches the Black Thrasher as he follows S****I, waiting for his former recruit to attack our hero. Black Thrasher doesn't even try to attack S****I.
BONESTYX: (growing impatient) What are you waiting for, Black Thrasher?! Thrash him already!
Black Thrasher STILL doesn't thrash Danno.
BONESTYX: You traitor! I helped you out of that burial chamber, and this is how you repay me?! I trusted you, and you double crossed me!! Unless you have Intel for me the RIGHT Intel, I’ll have your bones ripped from your body along WITH S****i’s!!!
EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – NEAR 77PACER STUDIOS INC:
Danno and the Black Thrasher walk through the Oscowbian Forest to disable the decoy trap.
BT: Hey Danno, if we can't go within 20 feet from the decoy trap, how are we gonna disable it?
DANNO: Maybe I could shoot the skull with my .357 Magnum!
Danno pulls out a Magnum revolver, and loads it with a speed loader.
BT: Hey Danno, if both the two of us perish in this attempt of yours to disable one of Bonestyx’ traps, I gotta tell you, it’s been nice knowing you. You’ve been a worthy opponent for me back in 2007 and 2008. And even if I were still evil, which I’m not anymore, I would STILL side with you if you’re battling against any other villain besides me.
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DANNO: Really?
BT: Yes Danno, I’m dead serious. Nobody was to bring down 77Pacer Studios Incorporated except myself. This might come as a shock to you, but there’s something else I’ve gotta tell you about Bonestyx.
DANNO: What is it?
5 MINUTES LATER…
DANNO: Wow… I gotta say, that’s a really interesting story about Bonestyx being a witness to our first battle against each other back in November 2007! I’m just glad that we’re allies now.
BT: Me too, Danno. Good luck!
DANNO: Thanks Black Thrasher!
Danno points his revolver at the decoy skull, then pulls the trigger. The bullet punches a hole in the decoy skull, which starts spewing out a smoke screen. The screen covers a 40 foot area. The smoke screen reaches Danno and the Black Thrasher.
DANNO: A smoke screen? Really? (starts to feel exhausted) What the?! It's a sleeping gas! It's… it's… a…. (getting more sleepy) tr… t-trap…
BT: Danno, no! Don't fall…. (gets tired too) fall… aslee… slee… leep…
Both Danno and the Black Thrasher fall to the ground too exhausted to not fall asleep. Bonestyx smiles evilly when he sees this.
BONESTYX: S****I, your fate is in my hands now! And if my suspicions are correct, the Black Thrasher’s fate shall be the same! Guards, bring me those two!
A few of the bits and pieces of the “destroyed” skeleton pull themselves back together, grab Danno and BT, and take the two with them.
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC - BASE:
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The camera crew has lost contact with Danno & the Black Thrasher. #2 is attempting desperately to contact their boss and their former nemesis.
#2: Boss! Black Thrasher! Can you hear us? Boss! Black Thrasher!
When #2 gets no response, he and the rest of the crew are really concerned about the two's disappearance.
#2: We lost our boss and the Black Thrasher!
WIMPY: No, this can't be happening! The Black Thrasher is evil again! I never really trusted him anyway!
#1: Wimpy, how could you?! Be nice to our new ally! Sure, the Black Thrasher was our enemy, but he's on our side! From what we've seen most recently, he really looks like he's of his word!
WIMPY: But our boss said to keep an eye on him, just in case he DOES turn evil again!
#1: I know that Wimpy, but he didn't mean you should talk about our new ally that way! And watch your mouth before saying something that'll have you court-marshalled! Your smack talking about ANY of our allies is treason against 77Pacer Studios Incorporated! Is that clear?
WIMPY: Yes, crystal clear!
#1: Good! And the next time you meet the Black Thrasher, you are NOT to thrash him. Disobey this order, and you'll be charged with the same punishment as friendly fire: treason!
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WIMPY: Understood. But if Black Thrasher is good, what happened to our boss?
MR. BIG GUY: Try getting a visual on their last reported position!
#1: Roger!
#1 activates a camera view on the place where the decoy Bonestyx skull was, but neither Danno nor the Black Thrasher are anywhere to be found. It dawns on all 4 of them that BOTH the two have been captured.
ALL 4(together): BONESTYX HAS THEM CAPTURED!
#1: Guys, to the car now.
The camera crew head to the SpyPacer 5000, and drive back to the Oscowbian Forest.
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR – PRISON CELL:
Danno and the Black Thrasher are locked up in a cell made of bones, guarded by a skeleton soldier.
BT:(groggy) Ohhhhhhhh…. What happened?...
Black Thrasher looks around and sees the bone bars around the cell in which he is trapped, and sees Danno still unconscious.
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BT: Danno? Are you alright? (tries to wake up Danno) Danno, wake up! Wake up already!
SKELETON SOLDIER: Silence Black Thrasher!!
BT: (snaps back at Skeleton Soldier) WHY???!!!
SKELETON SOLDIER: Because you are under suspicion of treason against the ruthless Bonestyx who fears no-one! Now keep quiet!
BT: (angrier) What if I don’t?!
SKELETON SOLDIER: You’ll be silenced by stern means! (opens the cell door) Like THIS!!! (smacks the Black Thrasher down to the floor, who gives him a dirty look) When our master has FINALLY disposed of both you, S****I, and the rest of 77Pacer Studios Incorporated, he shall rule the world as it shall soon be inhabited by evil living skeletons! You and your companion shall be brought to my master as soon as he wakes up! (sees Danno start waking up, who groans while doing so) Aha, he’s waking up now! The end of the human race shall start soon! Time to face destiny you two! Time to bring you to our all-powerful leader! Heil Bonestyx!!
BT: (recognizes the saying as being similar to “Heil Hitler”) You! You’re NAZIS!!!!
DANNO: What?! Nazis? This doesn’t make any sense!
SKELETON SOLDIER: We USED to be Nazis of the Third Reich! And Bonestyx is our new Furhrer!!! Come with us, and prepare to face your doom!
The 2 Skeleton Soldiers escort Danno and the Black Thrasher to the throne of Bonestyx where the villain awaits the 2 heroes.
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INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR – THRONE:
Bonestyx is seen sitting on his throne when one of his skeleton bodyguards comes up to him.
SKELETON BODYGUARD: Master, we have the two prisoners being escorted to you.
BONESTYX: Thank you. Open the door to let them in.
SKELETON BODYGUARD: Yes sir!
The Skeleton Bodyguard goes to the door, and opens it. Danno and the Black Thrasher are escorted by the two Skeleton Soldiers to the throne of Bonestyx.
BONESTYX: Black Thrasher, I am very, Very, VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!!
BT: Look Bonestyx, I have some…
BONESTYX: SILENCE!!! You betrayed us ALL, Black Thrasher!! Remember, we made a deal!!!
BT: I know that, but…
BONESTYX: I SAID SILENCE, WELDING FACE!!! YOU WOULDN’T BE THRASHING ANYONE OR ANYTHING IF IT WEREN’T FOR ME!!! REMEMBER, I BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE, AND I NEED YOUR HELP TO BRING DOWN S****I HERE ALONG WITH THE REST OF 77PACER STUDIOS
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INCORPORATED, SO WE CAN TURN EVERYONE ON THE PLANET EARTH INTO EVIL LIVING SKELETONS!!! I WAS WRONG TO HAVE TRUSTED YOU BLACK THRASHER!! I WOULD NEVER HAVE HELPED YOU OUT IF I KNEW THAT YOU LOST YOUR EVIL INSTINCTS IN THAT BURIAL CHAMBER YOU WERE TRAPPED IN!!
DANNO: Bonestyx, let Black Thrasher talk!!!
BONESTYX: (snaps at Danno) SILENCE, S****I!! GUARD!!!
Another one of Bonestyx’s bodyguards comes up to Bonestyx.
BONESTYX: If Danno says one more word, slit his throat with this shattered piece of my mirror he broke earlier!!
The bodyguard comes up to Danno with the broken mirror shard and levels it at the hero’s throat.
BT: Bonestyx, let S****I talk!
BONESTYX: IT’S NOT HIS TURN, AND IT NEVER WILL BE!!!
BT: What?! What are you talking about?
BONESTYX: As I told you the last time you were in my lair, I gave him a chance to have his last meal, and he took advantage of the freedom I gave him, ruining everything for me in the process!! I am NOT gonna make the same mistake with him twice!!
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BT: Listen Bonestyx, he was probably starving!! It was a noble choice you made, letting him have his “last meal”! Besides, he probably didn’t know anything about the aircraft that shot your finger off!
BONESTYX: He HAD to have known about this!!! He probably tipped them off or something!! Now, you’re stalling me with this argument of yours!! His forces are probably on their way to rescue you and S****i!!
INTERIOR: SPFT:
Wimpy, Mr. Big Guy, #1, and #2 are driving in the SpyPacer 5000 through to the Oscowbian Forest to get to Bonestyx’s Lair in time.
WIMPY: Oh, I hope we’re not too late!
MR. BIG GUY: Wimpy, get a grip of yourself!
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR – THRONE:
BT: But Bonestyx, listen to what I was trying to say to you! I have Intel that I gathered about S****i!
BONESTYX: I don’t believe you!! My men said that this guy here and his men took you prisoners!!
BT: (thinking quickly) I spied on him. I just pretended to side with him. And I’ve got 10 pages worth of Intel on him and his men!!
BONESTYX: Oh, really? Hand over the Intel book I trusted you with! It BETTER be about S****I and the Staff of 77Pacer Studios Incorporated. You know EXACTLY what I’ll do if it isn’t about them, right?
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BT: That’s right, Bonestyx! But I can’t when I’m cuffed!
BONESTYX: (sighs) Alright, whatever!! (to Skeleton Soldier behind BT) Uncuff him!
The Skeleton Soldier uncuffs the Black Thrasher, who walks up to Bonestyx, pulls out the Intel book, and gives it to the villain.
BONESTYX: Now, let’s see what we have here. I bet it’s something vital about S****I’s deepest darkest secrets… (opens the Intel book and starts reading it, then gets really furious at what he reads) WHAT????!!!! #1: I am as brittle and weak as a twig and break easy??!! #2: I have no real strength against S****i? #3: I am a ruthless dictator who wants to kill everyone on the planet? #4: I have no chance to bring down 77Pacer Studios Incorporated?? #5: No matter how hard I try to win a fight, my efforts will always prove futile?! #6: I’m such a loser at everything?! #7: I’m related to Adolf Hitler?! I don’t even know who that is, but #8 here says that I’m a cannibal, and intend on eating the flesh of those I killed?! #9 here says that I am NOT to be trusted or be loyal to!! And #10 says here that I am sentenced to be broken into a million pieces?! BLACK THRASHER, YOU TRAITOR!!! I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU!!
Bonestyx looks up and sees that the Black Thrasher has freed Danno and that the two heroes have broken ALL of the Skeleton Bodyguards and soldiers with ease, and are ready to take down Bonestyx single-handedly!
BONESTYX: IMPOSSIBLE!!! HOW DID YOU TWO DEFEAT ALL MY MEN SO EASILY?! AND S****I, HOW DID YOU GET FREE?
DANNO: Simple! Like it says on that Intel you had Black Thrasher write for you, you and your men have no strength! It was like breaking a bunch of dry twigs scattered around us!
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BONESTYX: YOU TWO WILL PAY FOR ALL THE PAIN YOU ARE INFLICTING UPON ME!! Where’s my most honored Skeleton Soldier?!
The Most Honored Skeleton Soldier (MHSS), previously known as the “last surviving skeleton soldier”, comes into the throne room, and salutes his master. MHSS now has a newly rebuilt lower half.
MHSS: What shall I do to please my master, the all-powerful Bonestyx?!
BONESTYX: Take this mirror shard and cut S****I and Black Thrasher’s bones out and bring them to me!!!
MHSS: Yes sir!!
MHSS then proceeds to attack Danno and the Black Thrasher, resulting in a shard fight. However, Danno is the only exception to all 3 of the duelers having mirror shards, as Danno has a bullet-knife. After a couple seconds, Danno and MHSS have their blades pressing into each other. Danno, knowing that ALL of Bonestyx’s men have no true strength, gains the upper hand and presses down against MHSS, who struggles to push Danno back.
BONESTYX: Come on, Most Honorable one! USE YOUR STRENGTH!!!
MHSS: I’m doing what I can, master! Danno is too strong!!
BONESTYX: TRY HARDER!! I DON’T WANNA HEAR ANY EXCUSES!!
DANNO: Hey Bonestyx, this harsh treatment of your own men is gonna be their downfall, and certainly yours too!!
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Danno then proceeds to apply more pressure to the MHSS, whose bones have become so stressed from all the strain and pressure put on them that they start cracking. MHSS starts cowering.
DANNO: Not so honorable now, are you MHSS, or should I say LHSS? That stands for “Least Honored Skeleton Soldier”!
MHSS: (starts crying) Master, help me!!
BONESTYX: (realized what he’s done) I’m coming, my most honored one!
Bonestyx leaps off his throne in an attempt to save his Most Honored Skeleton Soldier from Danno, only to be stopped by the Black Thrasher, who stands in his way.
BONESTYX: GET OUT OF MY WAY, BLACK THRASHER!!
BT: Never! I am the Black Thrasher, and I am here to break you into a million pieces!! YOU’RE the one who should be torn apart, NOT DANNO S****I!! You caused so much trouble in Shelton, CT over the course of 11 years, and you were USING ME AS ONE OF YOUR PAWNS!!! Like it or not, this whole game you've been playing for all this time is over! ALL of it! You’re through once and for all!! YOU RUINED MY REPUTATION, AND HAD ME UNDER YOUR INFLUENCE TO BRING DOWN 77PACER STUDIOS INCORPORATED!!!
BONSTYX: I’VE HEARD ENOUGH FROM YOU, YOU TRAITOROUS BEAST!! TIME FOR YOU AND S****I TO FACE YOUR DOOM!!!
Bonestyx then proceeds to take a swing at the Black Thrasher, but his stick arm is caught by Black Thrasher’s hand. He then swings his other stick arm, but Black Thrasher catches that arm too with the other hand.
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BT: You really have no chance, Bonestyx! Face it, your efforts have always been, and are ridiculously futile! I have superior strength compared to you, and even your entire army can’t break me!
Bonestyx, despite his desperate attempts to break free from the Black Thrasher’s grip, is unable to do so. Black Thrasher, with the upper hand, breaks Bonestyx’s arms off, then breaks his skull off the rest of the stick body, then throws it to the floor.
MHSS: (sobbing) Master, NOOOOO!!!!!!
BONESTYX: Don’t worry; I’ve got 2 more tricks on my mind! (to BT) This isn’t the end, Black Thrasher!!
BT: We’ll see about that! Danno S****i and I have planned out the best happy ending ANY group of heroes has EVER thought of! Right, Danno?
DANNO: That’s right! (hears a faint sound of a car coming) Wait a minute, who’s coming to crash the party? (recognizes the engine sound of the SpyPacer 5000, chuckles) I know what that is! It’s SPFT!!
EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – BONESTYX’S LAIR:
The SpyPacer 5000 fires a rocket at the lair, blowing a hole in the throne room big enough for the car to go in.
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR – THRONE ROOM:
The SpyPacer 5000 enters the Throne room.
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DANNO: You’re a sight for sore eyes!
SPFT: Hey Boss, we came here as fast as we could. Did we miss anything?
DANNO: I’m sorry to say, yes. The Black Thrasher and I have defeated Bonestyx once again due to his lousy unpreparedness!!
BONESTYX: What did you say?? Oh I'll show you how unprepared, or better yet, how prepared I REALLY am!!
Danno and the Black Thrasher exchange looks with no clue about what Bonestyx is talking about, but a moment later, Danno realizes that the villain can grow to giant size!
DANNO: Black Thrasher, get in the car, Bonestyx is gonna make himself grow.
BT: Got it!
SPFT leaves Bonestyx’s lair to head back to the base of 77Pacer Studios Incorporated while Bonestyx grows to giant size.
INTERIOR: SPFT:
Danno gets out his walkie-talkie to warn the base of giant Bonestyx.
DANNO: Calling everyone still at base! We have a new threat to deal with: Bonestyx is now at Giant Size, and is headed for our base! Get all operational fighter aircraft airborne IMMEDIATELY!!! The Bomber Squadron must not take off yet, they must wait until Bonestyx is repelled back to his lair, so we can destroy BOTH Bonestyx and his residence! All fighter aircraft
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are cleared for takeoff!! Bomber Squadron, do not take off without my clearance!! Any questions?
JERSEY GIRL (JUNKERS JU-88 PILOT): (On the walkie talkie) SIR, I have a question.
DANNO: (sighs) Can it wait?
JERSEY GIRL (JUNKERS JU-88 PILOT): (on the walkie talkie) No, it can’t. Why do us Bomber Pilots have to wait while the fighters are away? Don’t Bombers have weapons too?
DANNO: Yes, but unlike fighter aircraft, Bombers have weapons for defense, and are less maneuverable. But still, if Bonestyx sees you along with the other Bombers, he'll blast you to bits and shoot you down!! So we need fighter support! Now Jersey Girl, you are not clear for takeoff, so DO NOT TAKE OFF UNTIL I GIVE YOU AND THE OTHER BOMBERS A CLEARANCE TO DO SO!!!
JERSEY GIRL (JUNKERS JU-88 PILOT): (on the walkie talkie) But Sir…
DANNO: No more questions, just do what you’re told!!
JERSEY GIRL (JUNKERS JU-88 PILOT): (on the walkie talkie) Understood! Over and out!
Danno puts the walkie talkie down. The Black Thrasher looks toward Danno concerned.
BT: What’s wrong with Jersey Girl?
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DANNO: That girl may be a skilled soldier and bomber pilot, but she’s a really difficult person to socialize with. She's really hard to deal with when she doesn’t take emergencies seriously.
BT: Oh. I understand that girls like her are a real pain in the neck, but they’re not worth getting mad at. I mean, she’s not doing anything wrong on purpose, she just has to do something to blow off steam. The least you can do is to just cut her some slack.
DANNO: Even in an emergency?!
BT: Yes Danno. When the battle against Bonestyx is over, tell Jersey Girl the lesson I just taught you.
DANNO: You're right, Black Thrasher. You’re smarter than I've ever known you to be!
EXTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC. – BACKYARD:
A giant metal ramp raises up from underground, and all fighter class aircraft lift off.
EXTERIOR: SKY ABOVE 77PACER STUDIOS INC.:
Close-up of blue and red F/A-18 Hornet jet piloted by Male 1 from Speakonia.
MALE 1: Wow, it’s been a long time since we've seen any action!!
Close-up of black Chance-Vought F4U Corsair WW2 fighter airplane piloted by Male 3 from Speakonia.
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MALE 3: Yeah, feels good to be back in action! Let’s get this boneheaded stick figure!!
All fighters fly in towards their target: Giant Bonestyx.
EXTERIOR: ABOVE TREETOPS OF OSCOWBIAN FOREST:
Bonestyx sees the inbound aircraft headed for him.
BONESTYX: You really think that such puny aircraft can stop me! Very brave pilots, but futile efforts! GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT!!
Close-up of white AV-8B Harrier VTOL aircraft piloted by Male 2 from Speakonia.
MALE 2: Alright, you asked for it!! Everyone, fire at will!!
All fighters launch a heavy rocket and missile salvo at Bonestyx, who takes a heavy blow from it and is knocked to the ground.
BONESTYX: Wow, they’re tougher than I thought! Guess I shouldn’t let my guard down!
Bonestyx gets back up, but finds that the fighters that were attacking him are gone.
BONESTYX: Where did they go? They can’t have just vanished into thin air!!
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Bonestyx looks around, but can’t find the fighter planes anywhere. Suddenly, Male 6 in his F-117 Stealth jet catches him completely by surprise, weakening him further. Close-up of Male 6 in the cockpit of his aircraft.
MALE 6: Male 6 to boss. Male 6 to boss. Come in, Boss.
DANNO: (voice heard from radio) I hear you loud and clear Male 6, go ahead!
MALE 6: The target is weakened severely! Repeat, the target is weakened severely! Send out all bomber aircraft to finish him off with the plasma bombs!!
INTERIOR: SPYPACER 5000:
DANNO: Ok Male 6! (to the aircraft hangar PA where the bombers are waiting for the OK signal from him) All bomber aircraft are clear for takeoff!! Take off as soon as you are straight down the runway!! Target coordinates is 41,16,73,10! That’s where you need to drop your plasma bombs!!
JERSEY GIRL: (over the intercom) Yes, finally!! I'm gonna bomb the crap outta that bonehead!
DANNO: That’s right, Jersey Girl! Today’s your lucky day!! (puts walkie talkie down).
BT: Hey S****I, should I be assigned to an aircraft of my own when the battle is over?!
DANNO: Don’t you have an aircraft already?
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BT: No, nothing you assigned me to! Unless… (thinks about it for a moment) Oh yeah, I forgot! My jet! The one that I flew in the movie “Return of the Black Thrasher”!
DANNO: Yeah, that jet. Why, you think we can repair the aircraft? Because I remember shooting you down and believing that you perished in the crash.
BT: Well, yeah. I really hope you didn’t damage it beyond repair.
DANNO: I hope so too, Black Thrasher. I’m sorry I had to shoot you down.
BT: It’s okay, Danno. I was evil back then.
DANNO: Yeah, that’s true. But, you know where the aircraft is?
BT: Probably somewhere underwater in the Housatonic River where it crashed.
DANNO: Really?? It’s still there after all this time? I thought that when an aircraft does crash in a river the size of the Housatonic, someone would take notice of the wreckage and fish it out. But, even if it could still be in the river, the recent slush flood back in January this year must’ve finally swept it out! But tell you what. After the battle, we're gonna fix your jet. I hope I didn’t damage it beyond repair. Don’t worry Black Thrasher, we'll work something out for you if your jet can’t be repaired.
BT: Thanks Danno. You’re a really awesome guy.
DANNO: You too, Black Thrasher.
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EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – TOP OF TREES:
Bonestyx is still struggling to deal with the fighter aircraft that are attacking him, unaware of the bombers that are approaching him.
BONESTYX: I guess I underestimated the power of 77Pacer Studios Incorporated! (to the attacking planes) This isn’t over S****i! I'll be back!! And you will pay!!
Bonestyx then retreats back to his base to escape the fighter planes that are attacking him. He’s soon makes it back to his lair.
Close-up of the cockpit of the Sukhoi Su-37 jet fighter (piloted by Microsoft Mary).
MICROSOFT MARY: The target has returned to his lair! Repeat, target has returned to his lair!
DANNO: (over the radio) Perfect! That bonehead is a sitting duck!! He ain’t gonna know what hit him!!! Dive-bonbers first!! Shygirl. Shouty, and Jerkface, that means you!!
EXTERIOR: SKY:
Close-up of Aichi D3A1 “Val” dive-bomber, piloted by Shouty.
SHOUTY: Oh yeah baby, this feels like a rollercoaster ride!!
Close-up of Douglas SBD-5 Dauntless dive-bomber, piloted by ShyGirl.
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SHYGIRL: Alright Bonestyx, time for you to face justice!
Close-up of the Junkers Ju-87 “Stuka” dive-bomber, piloted by Jerkface.
JERKFACE: Yeah, that bonehead has nowhere left to go! Commence diving sequence now!
The 3 dive bombers go into a dive, aiming directly at Bonestyx’s lair. They open their dive brakes.
JERKFACE: Wait for it...
Front view of the dive-bombers diving for their target. From left to right: Shouty in the Aichi D3A1 “Val”, Shygirl in the Douglas SBD-5 Dauntless, and Jerkface in the Stuka.
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR – THRONE ROOM:
Bonestyx hears the dive-bombers, but makes no attempt to evacuate, confident that the roof of his lair is strong enough to protect him.
BONESTYX: Hope I'm right about this! That roof better hold!!
EXTERIOR: SKY:
Focus on Stuka.
JERKFACE: Now, drop them!!
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All 3 dive-bombers drop their bombs and pull out of the dive.
JERKFACE: Bombs away!
SHOUTY: Bombs away!
SHYGIRL: Bombs away!
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR – THRONE ROOM:
The whistle of the bombs outside is muffled but still audible from inside the throne room.
BONESTYX: Here they come!!
EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – BONESTYX’S LAIR:
The bombs impact the roof of Bonestyx’s lair, exploding with enough force to cause it to collapse.
INTERIOR: BONESTYX’S LAIR – THRONE ROOM:
Bonestyx is horrified by the sight of the roof of his throne room collapsing.
BONESTYX: (angrily) NOOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL THRONE ROOM!!! CURSE YOU S****I!!! CURSE YOU BLACK THRASHER!!! CURSE YOU 77PACER STUDIOS INCORPORATED!!! CURSE YOU HUMAN RACE!! AND CURSE YOU PLANET EARTH!! IF I CAN’T CONQUER THE EARTH, I'LL DESTROY IT INSTEAD! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST TIME ANYBODY SEES ME!!!
A piece of debris lands on Bonestyx, pinning him to the ground.
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EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – BONESTYX’S LAIR:
Bonestyx's lair collapses, and a dust cloud forms where it once stood.
Close up of area where Bonestyx was pinned to the ground. Still alive, he struggles to get free from the debris that is sitting on his stick body.
BONESTYX: THIS ISN’T THE END!!! I'LL BE BACK!! MARK MY WORDS!! (notices that he can’t feel his stick body) Oh no, I can’t feel my body!! (realizes his predicament) No, my body! My beautiful stick body, destroyed!! (notices the high-level bombers over him) Uh-oh!!
EXTERIOR: SKY:
Close-up of Junkers Ju-88.
JERSEY GIRL: Uh-oh is right, you boneheaded stick figure!! (to Gregory) Gregory, open the bomb bay doors!
GREGORY: 10-4, copy that!
Full view of bomber formation. All bombers open their bomb bay doors.
Back to close-up view of Junkers Ju-88 bomber.
GREGORY: NOW, DROP THEM!!!
Back to close-up view of all bombers in formation. All bombers drop all their bombs. The bombardier of each aircraft says “Bombs away”.
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EXTERIOR: OSCOWBIAN FOREST – REMAINS OF BONESTYX’S LAIR:
Bonestyx is shocked to see all the bombs that are about to rain on him.
BONESTYX: No, not bombs!!! Anything but bombs, NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Bonestyx screams as the bombs pound on him, exploding with intense rage. Due to the plasma contained within the bombs, Bonestyx is knocked unconscious almost immediately on impact.
EXTERIOR: SKY – BOMBER FORMATION:
Close-up of Consolidated B-24 Liberator bomber.
DIANE (pilot of B-24): Voiceforge Diane to base, Voiceforge Diane to base. Come in base, over.
DANNO: (over radio) We hear you loud and clear, Voiceforge Diane. Go ahead.
VOICEFORGE DIANE: Target bombed and rendered unconscious. Repeat, Target bombed and rendered unconscious. Over.
DANNO: (over radio) Acknowledged. Well done, Diane!
VOICEFORGE DIANE: Thanks. Is the battle over?
DANNO: (over radio) Yes Diane, the battle is over. We have defeated the genocidal boneheaded stick figure who calls himself Bonestyx!! Never again
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will he be a danger to the peace and goodness of this beautiful planet Earth!!
VOICEFORGE DIANE: So, what next?
DANNO: (over radio) Next, all airborne aircraft are to RTB. The Black Thrasher and I have to take care of Bonestyx.
VOICEFORGE DIANE: 10-4, copy that. And wait a minute, I thought the Black Thrasher was evil!! You didn’t take care of him too?!
DANNO: (over radio) Diane, listen. The Black Thrasher USED to be evil, compliments of Bonestyx! You see, Bonestyx was behind all the threats against the peace and goodness of Shelton, CT, and was USING the Black Thrasher as one of his pawns!! Now he is on the side of good! He has helped me when he and I were captured by Bonestyx’s skeleton soldiers. When the two of us were brought before Bonestyx, who got into an argument with him. I tried to break up the argument, but Bonestyx cut me off and had one of his men hold a broken piece of glass at my throat, threatening to slit it if I interrupted again. Black Thrasher then gave Bonestyx “intel” on him before freeing me! I’m not kidding you Diane, if not for the Black Thrasher, I would’ve been killed!!
VOICEFORGE DIANE: Ok sir, let me get this straight. Your former nemesis has redeemed himself and turned good?
DANNO: (over radio) Yes. He is now one of us! Sound good?
VOICEFORGE DIANE: Well, yeah. I guess so. I'm sorry sir, I find it hard to believe that your old nemesis has turned good!
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DANNO: (over radio) It’s okay Diane, I know what it’s like to have a hard time accepting changes in life. I mean, who hasn’t had difficulty accepting changes in life?
VOICEFORGE DIANE: Good point. Over and out!
FADE TO BLACK…
Text: “After the airfleet has returned to the base, Danno, his crew, and the Black Thrasher go back to what’s left of Bonestyx’s destroyed lair, and retrieve the evil skull which is unconscious due to the plasma. Now, the team is debating how to get rid of Bonestyx once and for all.”
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC. – BASE:
DANNO: Alright everyone, we did it! Once again, Bonestyx is defeated!! Anybody know how we can dispose of Bonestyx?
JERSEY GIRL: Can we kill him?
DANNO: No Jersey Girl, we tried that already. He cannot be killed. Given that he's immortal, he HAS to be banished much farther than we did before.
VOICEFORGE LINDA: Why not use another V2 Rocket?
DANNO: Been there, done that. And yes, he was banished into outer space. There was just one problem: he was too close to the atmosphere to be stuck in space forever. We learned our lesson when he came back to Earth.
CEPSTRAL ALLISON: Well, if the V2 Rocket wasn’t enough to permanently banish Bonestyx, what will be enough?
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Danno thinks about it for a few moments. Suddenly, something clicks in his head, giving him a new idea.
DANNO: Hang on a moment, I'll ask Wimpy.
Danno goes to the garage to see Wimpy having just completed a top secret modifications for the SpyPacer 5000.
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC – BASE – GARAGE:
Danno enters the garage.
DANNO: Hey Wimpy, are the flight modifications for SPFT complete yet?
WIMPY: Just a second, the final touch! I just need to put this panel cover on the panel here.
Sounds of a cover being put onto a panel inside the car and snapping into place.
WIMPY: There, all done!
SPFT: Not yet. You need to test my transformation.
WIMPY: Oh yeah, that’s right! First SPFT, you need to be backed out of the garage before you can transform.
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SPFT: Oh yeah, the wingspan is too big to fit in the garage! I never thought of that! And by the way Wimpy, I can back myself out. Fasten your seatbelt!
SPFT starts his own engine, then backs out of the garage.
EXTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC – BASE – GARAGE:
SPFT: Let the transformation begin!
SPFT lifts about 15 feet off the ground. All 4 wheels retract into the body of the car, wings fold out from under the car and flip facing away, and the rear louver opens up, revealing 5 rocket engines. Danno comes out to see his vehicle in a new form.
DANNO: Whoa, that’s awesome!! That’s a really awesome transformation, SPFT!!
SPFT: Thanks Danno!
DANNO: You have the range for at least crossing the solar system?
SPFT: Yes, Wimpy gave me all the necessary modifications.
DANNO: Alright! Nice! Now come back down, I've got some 'special cargo to deliver to Jupiter. But first, I gotta tell the other guys about the new means of banishing Bonestyx.
SPFT: Understood.
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SPFT transforms back into his normal form, and lowers to the ground. Danno goes back inside.
INTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC – BASE:
Danno comes back.
DANNO: We have a much better way. The SpyPacer 5000 has been modified by Wimpy to be able to transform into a vehicle capable of flight and space travel!! With this vehicle, my camera crew, myself, and the Black Thrasher are gonna go up into space, and we’re going to Jupiter. You know, the gassy planet with the Great Red Spot? Well, we're not really gonna “land” on that planet, since there’s no surface to land on! Once we get in range, we're gonna launch Bonestyx in there!! Given the extreme heat and super strong gravity, if that won’t kill him, he's gonna wish himself dead, since the conditions will be a torment he will never escape!! He'll just be stuck in Jupiter forever. I almost pity that bonehead, but still… it’s a necessary punishment against such an evil creature who is immortal and is hell-bent on global genocide for world domination. Everyone is dismissed! Salutes! (salutes) For 77Pacer Studios!
EVERYONE: (stands up and salutes Danno) For 77Pacer Studios!
DANNO: Now Mr. Big Guy, #1, #2, and Black Thrasher, you meet me at the SpyPacer 5000, I'll get Bonestyx. Wimpy's already at the car waiting for you.
MR. BIG GUY: Yes sir!
#1: Understood!
#2: Roger!!
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BT: Right away!!
The 4 go out to the car while Danno goes to his room to get the prison boc containing Bonestyx, who is still unconscious from the bombing of his lair, and heads out to the car to join his companions.
EXTERIOR: 77PACER STUDIOS INC – BASE:
Danno commandeers SPFT, then reactivates the flying mode.
INTERIOR: SPFT:
DANNO: Alright, everyone brace yourselves, because we’re gonna go extremely fast when we clear the atmosphere!
EXTERIOR: SPFT:
The SpyPacer 5000 aims for the sky, then like a bullet from a gun, the car zooms away at an incredible speed, disappearing into the heavens.
INTERIOR: SPFT:
Danno, his camera crew, and the Black Thrasher see the sky darken.
DANNO: Beautiful view! Hey Wimpy, do we have oxygen onboard?
WIMPY: Yes, we do. Activating oxygen equipment!
Wimpy presses a button that activates the oxygen equipment.
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WIMPY: Oxygen equipment activated.
DANNO: Good!! How much time worth of oxygen do the 6 of us have?
WIMPY: We got two days. That’s more than enough to get to Jupiter and back.
DANNO: Two days? Hold on a second, Jupiter is an extremely long way from here, so we need a lot more oxygen than 2 days for a trip to Jupiter! If I remember correctly, during the Apollo missions, the astronauts took 3 days to go to the moon, and then another 3 days to get back! Jupiter’s a much greater distance than the moon, and as such would require like a week or two to get to Jupiter, then another week or two to get back to Earth!!
WIMPY: No problem boss! But tell me, did the Apollo astronauts have hyperspace capabilities?
DANNO: No?
WIMPY: Of course not! That’s what we have!
SPFT: That’s right boss, give it a try!
DANNO: Hyperspace, huh? This sounds like science fiction, but I gotta give this a try. I mean, every newly built machine needs a test run, right?
SPFT: Waiting on you boss.
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DANNO: Alright SPFT! (to his crew) Everyone, we're about to go into hyperspace. Buckle up!!
WIMPY/MR. BIG GUY/#1/#2/BT: Right!
Everyone buckles up.
DANNO: Ok SPFT, everyone’s buckled up! Commence Hyperspace.
SPFT: Wait Danno, I need to make the proper calculations.
DANNO: Seriously, proper calculations?
SPFT: Sir, traveling through hyperspace is nothing like dusting crops. Without extremely precise calculations, we'd end up crashing into anything like an asteroid, another planet, or even a black hole!! That'll end your trip really fast, wouldn’t it?
DANNO: Wait a minute SPFT, you have a protective shell, don’t you?
SPFT: Well, that may be true, but that was designed to only work on the planet Earth, and was originally never meant to go into space. So I do have a weakness when I exit the atmosphere. But, I'm scheduled to get that upgrade to my protective shell in about a month. Wimpy just needs to do more research on the technology and conduct more experiments and tests the armor upgrade must pass before it is ready for action. (hears an electronic beeping sound) Oh, the calculations have been made, and we are now headed in the precise direction of Jupiter. Hyperspace jump in 3… 2… 1… NOW!!!
EXTERIOR: OUTER SPACE:
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The SpyPacer 5000 enters hyperspace and disappears into the direction of Jupiter.
EXTERIOR: OUTER SPACE – JUPITER:
Jupiter is seen on the right side of the view. On the left, the SpyPacer 5000 arrives out of hyperspace.
INTERIOR: SPFT:
SPFT: There it is, that’s Jupiter alright! Now do you have the special cargo?
DANNO: Yes, I have Bonestyx right here!
Danno picks up the box containing Bonestyx, removes Bonestyx from the box, then opens up the center console and places Bonestyx in there. Suddenly, Bonestyx wakes up.
BONESTYX: Ohhhhhh, where am I?! What happened.
DANNO: Sorry Bonestyx, this is the end for you and all the trouble you caused in Shelton CT. As punishment for your crimes, you are sentenced to be stuck on the planet Jupiter for all eternity.
BONESTYX: You mean you’re giving me a better planet to conquer than Earth?
DANNO: Uh, not exactly. It’s a form of banishment. A permanent one too!! There’s no surface to land on, really. Jupiter consists of super hot gases of
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extremely hot temperatures beyond imagination. It’s hotter than the sun in fact!! Even Tungsten, the metal with the hottest melting point in existence will melt easily in this kind of temperature! Believe me Bonestyx, you wouldn’t survive in Jupiter’s atmosphere.
BONESTYX: Oh yeah, I can survive a thousand years in an area 10 times the inside of the sun!!
DANNO: We'll see about that! In fact, this will be the last time ANYBODY hears from you. Never again will you threaten humanity!!
BT: That’s right Bonestyx, we shall never again be in danger from your evil plan of global genocide!!
BONESTYX: Even if I don’t ever come back, there will be more evil-doers that will take my place, and one of them will finally bring down 77Pacer Studios Incorporated, then carry out my plan of global genocide!!
DANNO: Well Bonestyx, you're partly right. Sure there are other villains who will try carrying out their evil plan, but even the majority of even supervillains has standards, and as such wouldn’t want to destroy the human race. You are the most evil being the universe has ever known!! Time for you to be trapped in Jupiter!! Goodbye forever, you bonehead!!
Danno then closes the center console and activates the ejection cannon.
DANNO: Ejection cannon loaded. Aiming towards Jupiter… Locking on… FIRE!!!
EXTERIOR: SPACE – ABOVE JUPITER:
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The SpyPacer 5000 fires Bonestyx from the ejection cannon then watches Bonestyx as he hurtles straight towards Jupiter. Bonestyx looks back at the SpyPacer 5000 for the last time.
BONESTYX: I HATE LIVING THINGS!! I HATE THEM ALL!! I WILL BE AVENGED!! THE HUMAN RACE SHALL BE WIPED OUT COMPLETELY TO PAY FOR MY DEFEATS AND BANISHMENT!!
EXTERIOR: JUPITER – ATMOSPHERE:
Bonestyx soon gets caught in the gravitational pull of Jupiter, which sucks him into the planet's atmosphere. He starts falling faster and faster into the atmosphere, and feels the temperature increases at an alarming rate. Though he feels the pain of the heat and the gravitational forces, neither of these are enough to kill him. The pain is unbearable.
BONESTYX: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT’S REALLY PAINFUL!!! I’M FEELING AS THOUGH THE HEAT IS RIPPING ME APART!!! I CAN’T POSSIBLY BEAR THIS KIND OF PUNISHMENT FOR ETERNITY!!
EXTERIOR: SPACE – ABOVE JUPITER:
Cheering is heard from the SpyPacer 5000.
DANNO: Well… it’s the end of Bonestyx!
BT: Alright!! I’m glad I can attend the end of such a monster. Let’s go home!!
DANNO: Certainly!!
The SpyPacer 5000 turns back home, then jumps into hyperspace.
FADE OUT.
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THE END!!!
Finished typing on Tuesday, April 17, 2018 @ 13:55 Hours.